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titsforpresident:

the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

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what if all those people that went to florida last weekend bring that shit back to all of us regular states…

queennubian:

obsidianelohim:

lovtheladies:

xomonroexo:

i mean no offense florida but…

Time to hit up WalMart & Pawn Shops to load up on weapons & ammo!!!!

fuck that FL can keep that bath salt fake LSD bullshit. if i see a naked nigga in the street today growling and foamin at the mouth please believe i will go CPD on that fool

I shouldn’t be laughin…I shouldn’t be laughing….I shouldn’t be laughing

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